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Sat Jun 03, 2006 7:37 pm

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Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:10 pm

HAHAHAHA, I have a funny Bush joke too:

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:27 pm

the jokes are funny but no seriously stop posting does this forum look like a place to post yure bullshit.

Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:57 pm

Ok here's another good Bush joke, enjoy:
A country doctor is suturing a laceration on the hand of an old farmer.

Old man: "All you need to know about politics is that young George Bush is a post turtle."

Doctor: "Oh? What is a post turtle?"

Old man: "When yer driving down a country road, and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top? That's a post turtle. Ya know he didn't get there by himself, he don't belong there, he cain't get anything done while he's up there, and you just want to help take the poor thang down."

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Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:03 pm

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Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:40 pm

i would just like to say that this was photoshopped, and if anyone would like to pay attention to the repeats, especially at the last line, the sentences are not perfectly aligned.

Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:50 pm

This wasnever possible... By the way, this thread is dead. Also, I hope the "spammers" do not return now that there has been another post in this thread. lol